If $1 hot dogs aren’t enough to get you to Principal Park tonight to watch the I Cubs take on the Oklahoma Redhawks, former major leaguer Sidney Ponson might push you over the edge.

Sir Sidney (he was made a knight by Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands), seems to be slowing exiting pro ball. After bouncing around the past few years, he signed a minor league contract this year with the Rangers.

I just hope the Redhawks aren’t staying by the court house.